Words Women Use: Men, learn these!

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Muted5th St. John's, Newfoundland Canada
1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever:Is a women's way of saying F*cKYOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Lonely1 Ottawa, Ontario Canada
day dream All the above depends one question though: Is she pretty?
Muted5th St. John's, Newfoundland Canada
pretty, shmetty, is she worth it? If it's the right woman, durned tootin' I'll go through all of the above just for the reward of what's on the opposite end of the spectrum.laugh

lol, I'm a good doggie, do I get my treat now?
shyatfirst cobourg, Ontario Canada
And how can you guys still say "I don't understand women"


...... you are doing pretty good rolling on the floor laughing
Blond32 saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada
Muted5th: pretty, shmetty, is she worth it? If it's the right woman, durned tootin' I'll go through all of the above just for the reward of what's on the opposite end of the spectrum.

lol, I'm a good doggie, do I get my treat now?


men...rolling on the floor laughing
zarena St. John's, Newfoundland Canada
Muted5th: pretty, shmetty, is she worth it? If it's the right woman, durned tootin' I'll go through all of the above just for the reward of what's on the opposite end of the spectrum.

lol, I'm a good doggie, do I get my treat now?


Hi Babe.

Just noticed that post LOL

You don't even have to go through all that and you still get your treats. Your a lucky guy.....And I a lucky lady

kiss




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