SeanJohn79: How's everyones new year so far?Here's something to help you start your year off right,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.How about achieving 103%?Here's a little math that might prove helpfull.
--If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
--is represented as:
--1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
--H A R D W O R K
--8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 =98%
and
--K N O W L E D G E
--11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 =96%
But,
--A T T I T U D E
--1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 =100%
and
--B U L L S H I T
--2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 =103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,attitude will get you there,but bullshit will put you over the top.
and look how far this will take you........
--A S S K I S S I N G
--1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 =118%
Think about it........and have a nice day at work
Let's See:
--P O L I T I C I A N
--16 15 12 9 20 9 3 9 1 14 = 108%
Yep, politicians are somewhere between bullshitters and asskissers.
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